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Zach

A very cracked fortnite player who has a small penis. Also Tom can't guard him.
Zach 14-0 rylan in fortnite
by Judy Got Cake September 28, 2021
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zach butts

Badass mo-fucka who loves nipple tweaking and dragon blasting the fuck out of some hoes
Don’t make me go all Zach Butts on you bitch.
by ZBooty69 May 9, 2018
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Zach

The person I would have had a crush on. But no.

He’s nice though. By NO, i mean NO.

Maybe back in 2019.
Zach, be on urban dictionary all the time. I’m too tired, I didn’t even ask him. Honestly we are too old for this so I’m going to not do this anymore.
by Mynameismaxine July 20, 2021
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Zach Day

Calling all Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakary and all the variations of Zacs! On 12th of September, you OWN this world! We celebrate the gift of Zac being our friend/family. It’s a great day for the whole world as we celebrate all of the Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys out there. Even though there may be a definition on Urban Dictionary about how much Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys suck, but that ain’t true.

YOU’RE AWESOME ZAC/ZACH/ZAK/ZACHARY!!!!!!!
Friends of Zac: HAPPY ZACH DAY ZACH!
Zach: IT’S THE BEST DAY EVER WOOOOO!
by Unknown Birb September 9, 2020
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Zach

That one Bitch who smokes pot, hangs out with people, but has a horrendous past.
The one who fucking devours the people in his path, and will not stop, until he has devoured them all.
Boy 1: so have you seen him
Boy 2: Seen who?
boy 72: the black man.
boy 3: Oh Zach
by Jackson Wardrobe March 27, 2022
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Zach

Zach is a decent geezer. His cock is fucking massive and his arse is bundalicous he’s the white Ngolo Kante. He will ed butt ur nan and he will slap ur mums arse if it’s bundalicous
Zach is sexy
by Cracking plur November 23, 2021
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Zach Stienmann

this guy is pretty chill but oddly hangs out with a lot of asian people for some reason, he also pretends that he has never beat his meat
Zach Stienmann is such a weirdo
by benjiggty May 7, 2024
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