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Cleansing Gone Wrong

Whilst thou is in the process for a rectal cleansing...Thou Art not follow all instructions and Art left with 2 options...

1 - Reschedule said Procedure..
OR
2 - Go forward with said procedure without anesthesia...( Includes Small Talk and Very Close Intimate Eye Contact )
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Mr. A didnt quite follow all instructions and had a little yogurt before his Procedure and chose option 2...Cleansing gone wrong just horribly wrong and Now his innocence is gone...
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Laughing at the wrong times

When something is so award, and you just can’t help but laugh because damnit because what could go worse. Tummy laughs, hurt. I forgot.

you've reposted in the wrong neighbourhood 

a catchy song thats a remix of glue70 - Casin and Shake That-Nate Dogg & Eminem ,meme faktor 1000
you: dude did you hear you've reposted in the wrong neighbourhood yet?
dude:no
you: why its awesome

Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel. 

When someone says something blatnetly obvious.
“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong 

It means hugely popular things are hugely popular for a reason.
"Hey, wanna watch Harry Potter with me?"
"Well, I don't think it's my cup of tea, but then again, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Sure, I'll check it out."

a sad song with a few wrong notes

basically means "youre bad at pretending to be depressed" and "we can literally tell"
Emo dude mid argument: You dont know what ive been through
Other guy idk: man youre acting like a sad song with a few wrong notes

all the blood went to the wrong places 

a mans penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to
he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places