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Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG
by one pissed off mama March 24, 2011
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i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet

u want your hand in the woman
i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet... with my whole hand in it
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
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It speaks for itself though doesn't it?
Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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Womens Bow Tie

A silk bow tie worn by female business professionals. Currently in style 2008. Toronto women are know for this bow tie
Kara split some mojito on her new silk womens bow tie
by Dave Mr Lame August 5, 2008
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women points

(not to be confused with man points): points that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.
husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points, for a total, of let's see (starts counting).. 25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
by Sexydimma March 25, 2013
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