“Whatever conservative pundits want you to be mad or scared about today.”
Whether it’s fake CRT outrage, wanting to ban teaching the darker parts of American history or just getting upset that Microsoft is adding an auto sleep function to the Xbox (no really), conservatives are just calling everything to the left of Pinochet “woke”.
Whether it’s fake CRT outrage, wanting to ban teaching the darker parts of American history or just getting upset that Microsoft is adding an auto sleep function to the Xbox (no really), conservatives are just calling everything to the left of Pinochet “woke”.
by Idders January 25, 2023
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by SWADDS065 January 26, 2023
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Person 1: Have you seen the news?
Person 2: No, I don't watch the news.
Person 1: I stay woke by watching the news!
Person 2: No, I don't watch the news.
Person 1: I stay woke by watching the news!
by Politicalhandler January 29, 2023
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Keep using the word Woke so we can see what you represent!!!!
Keep using the word Woke so we can see what you represent!!!!
by Mr Respectful February 11, 2023
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While most of the youth use this term to describe someone who is cool and “dripped out”, I use it in a different sense. Personally, I use it to describe someone who is aware of the world. For example, if someone is knowledgeable on climate change or racial/social issues and is aware that these issues are indeed issues, they would be considered woke.
Jesse Pinkman: Who is more woke: that bitch ass chimpmunk Alvin or Zendaya?
Walter White: Most likely Zendaya. She is a real person and has experienced real discrimination.
Jesse Pinkman: But, Yo! He’s a chipmunk! Wouldn’t he be discriminated against?
Walter White: I don’t know Jesse, let’s get back to work.
Jesse Pinkman: Come on, Mr. White, can we have some fun? You’re like so old dude!
Walter White: Most likely Zendaya. She is a real person and has experienced real discrimination.
Jesse Pinkman: But, Yo! He’s a chipmunk! Wouldn’t he be discriminated against?
Walter White: I don’t know Jesse, let’s get back to work.
Jesse Pinkman: Come on, Mr. White, can we have some fun? You’re like so old dude!
by waterproofcans February 20, 2023
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