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Winter

One of four seasons, starting on December 21st, and ending on March 21st.

It is widely enjoyed by kids, due to activities such as Snowmen-making, Tubing, Snowmobiling, and Skiing.

However it is widely despised by anyone above the age of 16, due to activities such as scraping a car's windshield clean of ice, dangerous driving conditions, and higher heating bills.

Plus it puts quite the damper on smoking outside. Note: People who live in states such as California, Texas, Florida, etc., are usually shunned for complaining about this season. A cold, enjoyable season in which holidays present themselves to you and your families whilst bringing joy. Presents are carefully unwrapped, people sing and dance, and almost everybody has a good time while a fat, jolly old man stalks you to see if you behave, then breaks into your house and eats all of your food. The time of year when indoor Drumline and Colorguard start. No marching band or anything. Just Winterguard and Winter Percussion. A lot less hectic than Fall, but a lot more friendlier because everyone already has something in common, being either in Drumline or Colorguard, which are a lot less smaller than marching band.
Instead of marching outdoors on the street or field, it's all indoors. While not as hectic, it's still a lot of work, and totally worth it. shitty season when all that happens is cold and more cold, in canada it seems to never end, and all the time it is happening you wish for summer.
I don’t like winter
by Sweetlyfe101 June 18, 2022
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Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.
I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness
by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024
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Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.
Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.
by Shrekenator February 13, 2024
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Winter Melon

A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls frozen melons at Zombies, slowing them down as well as dealing huge damage at a distance. Also an upgrade plant for the Melon-pult in PvZ1.

Also called Winter Melon-Pult.
"1 Winter Melon on every lane can make the Zombies move 50% slower most of the time, as well as making my Cob Cannon strategy insanely OP because of this support plant."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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Rose in the winter

Something or someone that comes into your life at a time when you least expect it and has something beautiful inside them that makes them so special to you.
Ive had such a bad year but i found my rose in the winter
by Jdsi December 12, 2024
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Winter berries

The bum crusts stuck to the pubic hair of a sweaty crack.
You haven't wiped properly, you have lots of winter berries
by Linlins September 1, 2017
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flynn winter

Flynn Winter is a really cool girl that everyone wants to be friends with. She is funny, really pretty. We love Flynn Winter.
You know Flynn Winter, she told me a really funny joke, I love Flynn she's the best.
by wowoweewah March 13, 2019
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