One of four seasons, starting on December 21st, and ending on March 21st.

It is widely enjoyed by kids, due to activities such as Snowmen-making, Tubing, Snowmobiling, and Skiing.

However it is widely despised by anyone above the age of 16, due to activities such as scraping a car's windshield clean of ice, dangerous driving conditions, and higher heating bills.

Plus it puts quite the damper on smoking outside. Note: People who live in states such as California, Texas, Florida, etc., are usually shunned for complaining about this season. A cold, enjoyable season in which holidays present themselves to you and your families whilst bringing joy. Presents are carefully unwrapped, people sing and dance, and almost everybody has a good time while a fat, jolly old man stalks you to see if you behave, then breaks into your house and eats all of your food. The time of year when indoor Drumline and Colorguard start. No marching band or anything. Just Winterguard and Winter Percussion. A lot less hectic than Fall, but a lot more friendlier because everyone already has something in common, being either in Drumline or Colorguard, which are a lot less smaller than marching band.
Instead of marching outdoors on the street or field, it's all indoors. While not as hectic, it's still a lot of work, and totally worth it. shitty season when all that happens is cold and more cold, in canada it seems to never end, and all the time it is happening you wish for summer.
by Sweetlyfe101 June 19, 2022
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A literal hellhole. The amalgamation of all pain and agony, paved into the floor of a never ending path; The land of the wretched, and the ultimate sinners.
Wow that place reminds me of winter.
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1. the somewhat shitty yearly ritual that humanity partakes in that occurs from the winter solstice and the spring equinox. Many religions celebrate holidays in this time and make scantily caricatures out of god's dandruff and sometimes even lewd depiction of minors (unless if it occurs in fucking florida or other tropical/sub tropical areas)
2. nutmeg as used in a drug sense (can be made into seasoning)
1. Californians complaining abt winter can go to ap bio (hell)
2. "hey on your way over could u grab 2 tsp of winter, im finna get high and I can't risk another close call with the po po"
by John.notapedophile March 20, 2020
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A sniper that has familiar features related to a shotgun by appearance yet when shot, you can die from across the map (destiny reference)
God damn it! This damn winter sniper is a bitch!
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Winter-Fresh is an American trio of musical artists who write their own lyrics and rap/sing to hip hop beats. They currently only have a handful of songs, none of which get released to large audiences. They never perform live but if you manage to get your hands on a copy of their songs you will be entertained. The three members will never release their identity incase one of them can no longer participate. It makes the band able to continue through the ages.
WInter-Fresh is the best band you've never heard of!!
by Boyfriend'93 February 23, 2016
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When you see fog outside, it actually Jesus smoking his crack pipe
“Did you see that Winter Fog earlier”
Yeah dude, Jesus got high on crack
by Charlie The Moth Man December 8, 2022
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