dip like the wind

Like "run like the wind", but specifically for when you need to leave a given situation.

Usually an uncomfortable one.
Alright well... go and meet that guy, but if things get awkward, make up some bullshit and dip like the wind!
by little_dipper September 10, 2011
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Colorado Wind Farm

We all had beans and weenies, cabbage and beer on our camping trip. We were a regular Colorado Wind Farm.
by dryballer January 21, 2011
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The Wind Cries Mary

A phrase for when you smell weed in the vicinity, on a person, in the air, or just in general. Also referring to the potency of the plant.
"Dammit Shawn! Have you been smoking without me? I know you're lying, the wind cries Mary!"
"Shit son, the Mary cries like the wind. I think I'm gonna have to sit down."
by sabata March 24, 2015
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Three sheets to the wind

Three sheets to the wind: The condition a person arrives at after imbibing too much alcohol. When a person is very drunk on the verge of being out of control. Some where between “tipsy” and “snot-slinging” drunk. A Naval term that refers to a sailing ship traveling at the very highest limit of it’s speed.
After that Christmas party I was three sheets to the wind as I was walking home.
Those guys at the end of the bar are pretty much three sheets to the wind. It’s probably time to call them a cab.
by Hello-o-o-o-o December 16, 2011
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wind and pee pee

Nonsense, something without any substance or reality. The kind of talk you hear from someone with less than half the information. Taken from when changing a 'dirty' babies nappy, there's no poo, just wind and pee pee.
Don't listen to anything he says, he's all wind and pee pee.
by YellaHammer May 28, 2009
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where the wind blows

Pretty much anything to do with your ass or butt. The place where farts(as in breaking wind) come from.
Junior needs a kick where the wind blows before he gets himself into some serious trouble.
Did you see where the wind blows on that chick? IIt was tornadic
by WizardofWordsLoverofLetters April 01, 2017
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three sheets to the wind

This old saying indicating how a person walk after having too much to drink originated in New England. Wind mills used for grinding grain had four blades. Big sheets (similar to sails) where stretched across the blades (or woven between the slates). The wind mill would wobble when only three blades were loaded, hence the term "three sheets to the wind"
After consuming a bottle of rum, Bob was walking as if he had three sheets to the wind.
by Batwings August 30, 2006
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