Taco hockey

When bitches be flippin the clit burger around like a hockey puck.

My girlfriend played taco hockey while I was on the phone with her

by Dildo baggins 69 August 17, 2019

Hockey Mom

Sarah Palin

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick!

by Tina w. fey February 20, 2009

Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Girlfriend> hockey

Don’t go to hockey so u can hang out w me

Well you know what they say girlfriend> hockey

by Philly cheese steak January 25, 2019

Hockey puck

Icey wrist

Look at my hockey puck, it cost a lambo

by Aimaneh May 6, 2019

Hockey Crowbar

A hockey crowbar is the Canadian term for what is commonly called a "Hockey Stick" elsewhere in the world.

Every hockey player should have a hockey crowbar for the game.

by January's_cold December 11, 2023

Hockey whore

A hockey whore is a girl that only dates hockey boys because she has an attraction to only them

Girl 1 : “ why do people call you a hockey whore ?

Girl 2: “ because I only date guys who play hockey”

Girl 1: “ why?”
Girl 2 : “ I just find hockey boys wayyyy hotter”

by Suckmyduckuglyasshoe January 14, 2019