midwest whale

A money making hustler in the steets in the midwest region

"Hey they know ima midwest whale"

by dee pointer July 25, 2006

cryin' whale eye

A crying whale eye is what females or homosexuals achieve when a man cums in their anus and the semen leaks out.

I thought I pulled out of her in time, but I then I turned to find her cryin' whale eye looking right at me.

or

Don't be such a fucking cryin' whale eye.

by 4horsemen October 16, 2007

Beached whale

A term for someone whos been boozed up

Damn, Julio really drank too much. He looks like a beached whale

by Ncg13 April 16, 2017

hold your whale, the toilets broken

A nonsense expression that doesn't really mean anything. Could be used to stop someone's doing. Similar to I am your mom

Bob: Hold your whale, the toilets broken!
Joe: --What?

by Don C. Hawantme June 20, 2007

whale blow

It's when these damn smokers lift their heads up to blow their cigarette smoke.....especially funny when a big fat girl does a "whale blow"....thar she blows!!!! hahaha

The definition is an example enough...It's when these damn smokers lift their heads up to blow their cigarette smoke.....especially funny when a big fat girl does a "whale blow"....thar she blows!!!! hahaha

by Wally S. December 19, 2005

going off like a whale

bringing a girl to orgasm so hard and fast she moans like a whale out of painful pleasure

she was down on all fours going off like a whale.

by assmaster May 23, 2004

beached whale

similar to awkward turtle, denoting the occurance of an awkward situation.

the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.

JB walked into a room full of naked hispanic men, all playing the flute while whipping each other with palm leaves.

To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.

by HitStick93 April 6, 2010