shit waxed

The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.

Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!

by wellhungdrywall March 21, 2009

Waxing The Floor Boards

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.

Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.

by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018

waxing the hull

When Mark Spector from Sportsnet finds a dead racoon in the trash and fucks it.

Mark was out late last night waxing the hull, so he took the day off.

by Dan Staples June 22, 2017

Waxing Sharp

When you are talking to a person about a subject you enjoy.

Or talking to a person about a subject they or you both enjoy.

I was waxing sharp.

They were waxing sharp.
We were waxing sharp

You know you love to wax sharp about sports cars.

He was waxing sharp to me about fishing for an hour.

by Clownprince47 January 13, 2022

beard-wax

An anal male, preoccupied with his looks & perfect personal presentation shallow detached from the importance of real emotions anal up himself

“I was so upset but he just kept glancing at his reflection and preening. He’s utterly beard-wax””. Q: “Is the new boss an understanding type?” A: “Huh! No way. Totally beard-wax... snappy dresser, minimalist office, nil humanity”.

by Urban burble May 2, 2018

Cheetah Wax

A mix of reclaim and distillate wax.

Yo, let me get bricked up off the cheetah wax.

by xFearful August 29, 2021

waxing crevice

A term first coined by a high school teacher in Sacramento, CA
(n.)
1. Hair removal of the private/pubic area
2. Increased opening of vagina or anus due to libido
3. Booty call or thirstiness toward someone of the male gender

Patricia: Let's get down and dirty, Michael.
Michael: Did you just say waxing crevice?
Patricia: Yes, now let's sleep together.

by YummyCookie May 18, 2015