Walking The Urban Tightrope

The act of maneuvering your bike around people on a pavement or other public area, without knocking into anyone.

If you make physical contact with anyone whilst doing this, you fall off 'The Tightrope'. As a consequence, you've created a very awkward situation, as well as making a fool of yourself.

'Walking The Urban Tightrope' can sometimes be a tricky business.

by Mr. Belvedere October 21, 2007

walking atrocity

A man or woman whose physical appearance is simply beyond fucked up it is an atrocity

Son, I saw your boy the other day, dude had missin teeth and shit looks like he's doin bad. What? Yo for real? Yeah, a walking atrocity. Damn!

by godchef July 8, 2010

Walking a yard

Living in prison.

I'll be walking a yard if I get convicted.

by mre2all October 23, 2012

walking the cow

Doing nothing, walking aimlessly

"oh you know, i've just been walking the cow."

by nycbikemap December 28, 2019

sly walking behind her move

When attempting to sit next to a particular person in a University of Sydney Economics lecture, this move should be undertaken. It involves isolating the person prior to the lecture, then walking up to person in a way that they will not see you (although if that happens, it can't be too bad). Once behind this person, follow them into the Economics lecture, thus following them into the row they decide to sit in, THUS, sitting next to them.
Finito.
Perfecto.

A1: Should I use the sly walking behind her move?
A2: Yes.

by pavmeister April 22, 2011

jay-walking

v. To make a pass at a girl you know your buddy has an interest in. Essentially, a G-rated version of "cock-blocking" that can be used with equal effect in more polite company.

Dude #1: "Hey, I totally scored digits from that chick Suzy that always hangs out at Hoffer's".

Dude #2: "Wait, what? You knew I totally dug that chick. I'm calling a jay-walking infraction.

Dude #1: "Snooze you lose, chieftain".

by laker fan October 31, 2011

Walking STD

Also known as the lesser seen Molly creature, you can find these phenomenons in Indonesia, Switzerland (Leysin American School), Venezuela, Australia, and Kazakhstan. The Molly has a variety of sexually transmitted diseases such as Aids, Herpes, and Syphilis.

Melissa: Oh my god, did you see that creature leaping through the trees?
Kat: Oh, you mean the Walking STD?
Melissa: I didn't know the Molly migrates to Switzerland!
Kat: Yeah, well, this one has been here for almost two years now, so, you kinda get used to it.

by kattheyeoham October 21, 2009