wax

a word used to describe a person who is being fake or plastic

Oh my god Jaden you are being so wax right now

by ilovejadenspussy March 28, 2017

Hot wax

Steaming hot shit.

I just took a GIANT hot wax!

by rebby1313 July 19, 2021

Wax melt

Someone who makes out they’re tough but they’re soft as shit

Holly: do you want a fight?
David: shut up you ham wallet you’re such a wax melt!

by TheHWOG October 21, 2022

Waxed

Another meaning to getting rid of something, or wiping yourself out on the beers.

I waxed so much money at the casino last night
I’m gonna get so waxed on the beers tonight

by thegucciboys April 14, 2021

Without Wax

Often a reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax for Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju

Nelly: Hey Ulysses have you seen Josie? I feel sorry for her. She’s been behaving erratic lately.

Ulysses: Meghan and I thought that taking her to a spiritual reader would help her feel better.

Nelly: Whay did the spiritual reader have to say?

Ulysses: He said that Josie was doomed to become an unholy Saint and to call her local police detectives to say that she is “without wax”.

Nelly: Do you really believe in all that?

Ulysses: I’m not sure.

by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024

Got Waxed

When someone sells you candle wax instead of crack - you got waxed!

*Tryna buy crack in the skid row of Vancouver, and finally finds somebody and they pull it out their mouth and hand it to you*
Crackhead 1 “Man this is nasty he just pulled it out his mouth”
Crackhead 2 “I’ll trade you mine for it”

Crackhead 1 “Okay thanks”

*Crackhead 2 trades him for it then disappears. Crackhead 1 asks Crackhead 3 for Brillo*

Crackhead 3 “ yeah for a rip”
*gives her a rip out of it*

Crackhead 3 “what the fuck is this? It’s wax! You got waxed!”

by StellaStarr November 28, 2025

waxing the boards

verb// visiting a message board, and participating in it's undertakings.

I am waxing the boards as we speak.

by Jake O. August 2, 2008