Boob Tube

American slang for Pornographic videos on the Internet. And/or specifically "The Hub."
"So what's you're go to catagory on the Boob Tube?"
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n00b tube

A glass tube in Super Metroid. This tube must be blown up to allow access to Draygon, the boss of Maridia. This is the first time Power Bombs are required to advance. Questions asked about this on the GameFAQs Super Metroid board will be stabbed with a spork.
OMG how do I get to Maridia boss!?!?!?! HElP ME!!!1!1!1!1!!
by ShadowZero313 March 08, 2004
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bath tube

A tubular shaped bath tube.
Dude, I had two filthy college chicks in my brand new bath tube the other night. It was slamming.
by randomsockkiller October 18, 2010
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noob tubing

When you go to a party claiming your the biggest pimp and you hook up with lots of girls, but there all ugly or your sisters friends.
He says he's a pimp but i think he's really noob tubing
by walt Deez March 30, 2010
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doob tube

a glass tube used to smoke marijuana cigarettes
Baby, have you seen the doob tube?
by The Cracka July 25, 2003
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Tube Dick

hahhah gus has a tube dick!
by jkingintheshower October 16, 2009
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pube tube

the Internet (slang), as boob tube is for television.

* The Internet is far more about connections between peers than something
shown by a distinct class (TV networks/women) to a more-often separate
consumer class (viewers/men+lesbians).

* Whereas boobs offer diffences along few dimensions, the Internet and pubes
both vary dramatically depending on who the consumer is.

* As with pubes, Internet miners go through forrests (of information) to get
to their ultimate destination.

* There are far more pictures of pubes on the Internet.
At home I watch the boob tube, but at work I mostly surf the pube tube.
by ououou August 09, 2004
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