frozen trumpet

Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo

I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night

by Lovely human being December 26, 2016

Habanero Trumpet

You eat a large amount of spicy food before sex and during you leave a foul smelling spicy steamer on your lovers chest or face

"I told him I liked it spicy in the bedroom so he gave me a Habanero Trumpet"

by Krazychris89 July 25, 2016

Trumpet

Blowing someone while listening to opera

That was a really nice trumpet

by Where is Chester November 19, 2020

Texas trumpet

The act of fingering another anus while cupping the balls with the same hand and concurrently sucking the penis.

Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Ukelele Trumpet

When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet

Hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? It was pretty loud.

You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!

by Sthepen the 17th of Auckland a May 22, 2016

Trumpet

A trumpet is a blown musical instrument commonly used in classical and jazz ensembles. The trumpet group contains the instruments with the highest register in the brass family.

I played the trumpet at the ochestra the other day.

by ansisjm October 30, 2017

Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange

Donald Trump.

Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.

by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021