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Skeleton Trumpet

A "Skeleton Trumpet" is when a Skeleton plays a trumpet but its not like a "Skeleton Trombone".
Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trumpet"!
by Fixitfrost59 April 7, 2023
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canadian trumpet

a long fart that starts as a soft high pitch squeak, then changes to a hard mid pitch to finish
Alexis did you just play the Canadian Trumpet?
by Str8offDATteet January 16, 2018
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Trumpet Schlong

When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.
“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!
by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020
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Vagina Trumpet

aka "The lower load blower."

Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music
Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !
by Dicmaster92 March 17, 2016
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nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption
I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet
by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024
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frozen trumpet

Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo
I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night
by Lovely human being December 26, 2016
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Trumpet

A trumpet is a blown musical instrument commonly used in classical and jazz ensembles. The trumpet group contains the instruments with the highest register in the brass family.
I played the trumpet at the ochestra the other day.
by ansisjm October 30, 2017
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