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Troll Voting

Voting for a candidate, not because you think they're the best, but because you know it would piss off the people who oppose that candidate if you do.
If you're gonna be troll voting for Donald Trump just because yo don't like SJWs, then you're not voting for the right reason.
by everythingannoysme July 30, 2016
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low troll

An internet troll that does a low effort job trolling people.
He's a low troll and shouldn't be taken seriously.
by Type2GenomeManiac May 14, 2020
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Troll Sleep

Opposite of beauty sleep. It's when you wake up older and uglier than the previous day.
Everybody talks about getting their "beauty sleep" but i always tend to get troll sleep for some reason.
by The REAL Jermo December 18, 2009
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Troll Anchor

a troll anchor is something that is inserted into a document to purposely attract attention to it. The writer may add a sentence or image to distract the reader into asking "WTF is this?".

After this occurs, the troll anchor was successful. You where trolling your audience to make sure they where indeed paying attention.
Them: I read the document you send me, but then I saw "bada big bada boom coat that stuff right up", what is that about?

Me: Oh, that is my troll anchor, making sure people are reading the document.
by sc0tty8 October 6, 2010
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Tiny Trolls

A medical condition in which small, nefarious trolls inhabit the body and attack major organs using knives, daggers or other forms of cutlery. If left untreated, Tiny Trolls will multiply and progress to all major organs — ultimately ending in death to the host. Early warning signs for a case of Tiny Trolls include bloating, sedentary discomfort and finally, the sounds of faint, gleeful laughter from the abdomen as the trolls stab the host’s organs with delight. Major risk factors for contracting Tiny Trolls include poor diet and lifestyle choices — so far, there is no genetic link to the condition. The only known treatment for Tiny Trolls is for the host to announce out loud that they have Tiny Trolls and to curl up into the fetal position until symptoms cease.
“Roger isn’t coming to the company picnic today...he has a bad case of Tiny Trolls”

“Don’t eat Angela’s Christmas ham... although delicious, it gave me a horrible case of Tiny Trolls last year”

“Did you hear? Todd is dead. It was a bad case of Tiny Trolls... ”
by CRUMB Phillips February 19, 2021
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youtube troll

someone who trolls youtube comments, usually by saying something controversial or that will piss people off. these can be found at the comments section on a youtube video.(duh). most commonly trolled videos are Metal music videos,obama speeches. ones that trolls metal videos often have a screen name like "justinbeibergirl" or "disneyrox12".people who rely on the anomimity of the internet. people who no one gives a shit about so they piss people off over the computer.
youtube troll on "Death Walking Terror by cannibal corpse

JBr00ls: "no one likes metal you are a loser for liking it"
any given name:"obvious troll. get a life and fuck off".
by keepskatin'bro November 29, 2011
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troll

(1) Homeless person who lives, e.g., under a bridge;
(2) To go to a bar or other similar venue, looking for sexual companionship.
(1) That troll wants us to give him money because his sign says he loves Jesus;
(2) Let's go down to Cheers and troll for some poon-tang.
by Cornholio October 19, 2003
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