Geek Tree

The geek tree is term given to the social structure of nerds, dorks, geeks, losers, or just about any ostracised person within Western culture, and it works much in the same way as a Family Tree would work. Not necessarily a negative term, yet can be used as one by individuals who find geeks, nerds, dorks, etc offensive. To those who find such people cool or non offensive, the term Geek Tree is simply an unbiased term for their social structure and standing.

Nerds are related to geeks, down the left side of the tree, whilst losers and dorks share a common link down the right side.

by someone in london October 16, 2003

sausage tree

questioning a mans sexuality

I believe adam likes to swing from the sausage tree, If you know what I mean?

by David P January 29, 2005

Jesus Tree

Cross that can be used for crucifixions.

I'll put you on a Jesus Tree.

by PetePimp July 24, 2006

Petrified Tree

When, during intercourse, the penis becomes numb due to under stimulation. The male equivalent of Zombie Beaver. Useful for Cock-Slapping, Cock-stands, Tripod-ing, etc.

Janet was so begrudgingly wide that I got the good 'ol Petrified Tree. After that, I charmingly berated her, and cock-slapped her with my rock-solid Mahogany Staff.

by Phydeaux The Grate August 10, 2009

dead tree

Pejorative for paper, books, and other hard copies that required killing of trees in order to produce them.

Often used when one prefers an electronic version or submission of a product otherwise seen on paper.

"Hello, Clive. Do you accept online dropbox submissions of our homework, or are we compelled to take from the environment by printing out and submitting dead trees to your desk every Thursday?"

by Egao No Genki March 3, 2012

Pear Tree Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a Christmastime burger that's served with sliced pears

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Tree Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Awkward Llama-tree

Taking the essence of the "Awkward Llama" and the "Awkward Palm Tree" to create a symbol of utmost awkwardness.

The Awkward Llama-tree is formed by taking both hands and creating two "Awkward Llama" poses, and then taking these and following the "Awkward Palm Tree" formula, substituting these llamas for the "limp-wristed hands".

Jackie: "Oh hey, guess what boys!"

Man 1: "You had sex with random men?"

Jackie: "Nope! Guess again!"

Man 2: "You're a whore?"

Jackie: "Haha, true, but not what I was thinking!"

Man 3: "You gained self-respect for yourself, and decided to join a feminist group?"

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*Awkward Llama-tree is performed*

by Sniper076 April 6, 2009