Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.

Man Josh, I already went once, but load torpedo tubes 3 & 4, I'm going again!

by TeamScott October 30, 2008

Toasty Torpedo

a double-handed, hand job, from a girl wearing mittens.

Nothing is quite as festive as a toasty torpedo on a cold winter night.

by ilikeboobies. April 5, 2009

Topeka 8-Ball

When a person snorts semen like it is cocaine.

Joe performed a Topeka 8-ball on his boyfriend to help him clean up the man chowder left after giving him a pearl necklace.

by Leisure Suit Larry KS April 8, 2010

torpedo nipples

an extremely pointed nipple that may or may not look like a torpedo

Juan: Sherry, those torpedo nipples popped my balloon
Sherry: Sorry, let me give ya dome nigga!

by jaime vaquez April 29, 2008

torpey

Der Best in der West

Torpey pwns yo mama's asssss

by NUB_chicken April 6, 2005

Toasty Torpedo

The act of giving a bitch a big, hot dick to stick down her throat.

A great deal at Quizno's for only 4 dollars

Brad: I was at Ashley's house lastnight and I gave her a toasty torpedo

Steve: Nice.

by Ima Weiner March 30, 2009

Topete

Tends to be very often a family of bald headed people usually adopted/adapted from the dads side. Males usually are 99% bald except for some peach and skim hair. Very hairy otherwise

This person is such a Topete

This person is alright,he's a Topete

Mexican:origin
Very beaner,he's a Topete.

by Theodicy June 1, 2016