Toaster Hoe

Someone who hates puns and cannot take care of themselves due to extreme gamer-nerdiness.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.

"God Nick you toaster hoe! Go eat a fuckin' sandwich"

by Smol_Spidey_Boi August 26, 2019

Toastered

When a guy fingers you but he doesn’t move his finger while he is inside of you. So his finger is just sitting in your draws

“Bro I got toastered today. It was so unpleasant.”

by Badussy55 October 05, 2021

Toastered

The state of being so high your mind becomes a piece of toast

"Hey man you alright?"
" ashr od kfdf"
"Yeah man you're toastered"

by Doug D February 04, 2016

Four Slice Toaster

The forbidden Gender

I'm a Four Slice Toaster, not a Human! Check your food privilege and use my pronouns correctly!

by UltimateDoge November 25, 2022

frickin' toasters

slang for the toxic Destiny 2 fusion rifle known as Jotunn, or quite simply "The Toaster".

RAHH! NOT THOSE FRICKIN' TOASTERS AGAIN!
Boys, we're playing against a team using only frickin' toasters...
BUST OUT THE FRICKIN' TOASTERS, TEAM!

by UniversalRemoteRules02 November 25, 2021

swapping toasters

the act of four people, two groups of partners, performing anal before climaxing trading partners whilst slathering jam/preservatives on their genitalia.

My girl and I spent last night swapping toasters last night with her best friend.

by Penetrachel December 05, 2016

dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.

Kyle you dumbass, don't be a dysfunctional toaster oven.

by Whatthehellisbread March 03, 2023