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street taster

A person who spents a remarkable amount of time with his head on the ground. Someone who passes out easily and/or often due to alcohol, drugs or beatings. Also a homeless person living in the worst way without the ambition to improve.
That jerk tasted the street again. If he can't stand it, he should drink less. What a street taster!
by benzon manzon August 17, 2012
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firmly toasted

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.
"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."
by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015
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toasted clit

When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus
During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"
by Clitsy Normas November 19, 2014
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Toastervana

Tostervana (Toster-Nirvana) is the moment when one creates and the devours the perfect piece of toast. The toast must reach the perfect balance of crispiness and golden brown. Eating this toast has a good chance to send one into an orgasmic state of comatose during which the culinary gods will appear to them in a dream and hand them a certificate of accomplishment. Tosatervana can only be achieved once in a lifetime and very few have ever reached this state.
"Man that bagel looks like its been toasted to perfection. It may have achieved Toastervana."
by turtlecream98 April 9, 2015
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toester strudel

When a man ejaculates on a girls toes and sucks her toes after
Girl: I want you to make me a toester strudel
Guy: I’ve got the icing so lemme see those toes girl
by Quacky September 9, 2020
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Toastarianism

Toastarianism is the religion based on the person and teachings of the Holy Toaster, or its beliefs and practices.

The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.
The Holy Toaster with wings is the symbol of Toastarianism.
by Blakeeeeeeeeeee November 11, 2019
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Taster

Taster (N) - A really ugly girl (or guy) or a really attractive girl.
Taster (ADJ) - A chop packed too tightly out of a thick bong (ex: 9 mil purple illadelph) leaving the taste of a chop in ones mouth.

Taste (V) - A spontaneous collision or reaction resulting in physical or mental shock or (shookness)

Isla Vista, CA
(N) Person 1: Ayy Jason, you pipe that taster last night?
Person 2: of course I piped that taster!

(ADJ) Person 1: You boutta take a taster Jimbo?

Person 2: I already just took a fat taster...

(V) Person 1: What did you think of that exam awal?
Person 2: I fuckin tasted it dude.
by austinfairchild November 15, 2018
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