A very attractive, strong minded, highly advanced individual. Often times underestimated by their peers a Shrimp Toast is quite the amazing individual.
Person 1: "Woah look at that Shrimp Toast over there"
Person 2: "What do you mea---- *sees Shrimp Toast* Oh my that's quite the individual right there"
Person 2: "What do you mea---- *sees Shrimp Toast* Oh my that's quite the individual right there"
by LilShrimpToast June 02, 2020
Toast for people who don't like toast. Kind of like computer toast, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.
I eat melba toast, so I have no friends.
by C. Frey March 17, 2008
Oh Shit Szechuan! Your Wheat Toast was returned to Buy Best with your toaster and you were charged a 15% restocking fee. But Hey! I got this really cool Dongle! Tra-lala?
by Szechuan Wheat December 08, 2009
contest in which two people jack off onto pieces of toast. The winner is who ever jacks off first. The looser then eats the winner's toast (with cum on it).
by Anonymous11235 December 08, 2008
When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.
by asian4hire December 05, 2016
1."You're not making toast.."
(You're not making sense..)
2."That makes perfect toast!"
(That makes good sense!)
(You're not making sense..)
2."That makes perfect toast!"
(That makes good sense!)
by sMiLeY February 06, 2005
by Leminheds June 23, 2019