melba toast

Toast for people who don't like toast. Kind of like computer toast, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I eat melba toast, so I have no friends.

by C. Frey March 17, 2008

wheat toast

When the toast gets lost from the returned toaster.

Oh Shit Szechuan! Your Wheat Toast was returned to Buy Best with your toaster and you were charged a 15% restocking fee. But Hey! I got this really cool Dongle! Tra-lala?

by Szechuan Wheat December 8, 2009

Buttering the toast

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast

by asian4hire December 5, 2016

toast off

contest in which two people jack off onto pieces of toast. The winner is who ever jacks off first. The looser then eats the winner's toast (with cum on it).

What kind of contest involves food and masturbation? A toast off.

by Anonymous11235 December 17, 2008

Make Toast

Make sense.

(See also Toast)

1."You're not making toast.."
(You're not making sense..)

2."That makes perfect toast!"
(That makes good sense!)

by sMiLeY February 5, 2005

Avocado toast

The fucking hippies love their avocado toast.

John loves his avocado toast that's why his wife miscarried.

by Leminheds June 23, 2019

Cheese Toast

The single most powerful being to ever exist. The creator of all. According to cheesism it is one of 3 gods. Cheese Toast, Stone Cold, and Chuck Norris.

"Dude if you mess with me, Cheese Toast will smite you!"

by Pawel Szczenaik November 30, 2007