A code-word for "coon" used by racists when refering to a black person (who is within hearing distance).
Users of it need to be poked in the groin with a cactus.
Users of it need to be poked in the groin with a cactus.
Oh look, there's an Alfie Moon, we're stupid cunts so we refer to him with code-words because we're too spineless to face the consiquiences of using real, hurtful words.
by Phil T. October 26, 2006
The act of smashing your cock and balls against a window
to affend someone on the other side. Similar to mooning someone with your ass.
to affend someone on the other side. Similar to mooning someone with your ass.
The girls driving next to us in the BMW earned a frog moon from Jason after they repeatedly displayed their bitchy attitudes.
by jcore July 18, 2006
When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.
After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."
by sprtkus January 28, 2011
The act of pulling your pants down to expose your naked rear end, followed immediately by moving your bowels in the direction of unsuspecting victims.
by Magoo May 21, 2004
To be forced down onto your stomach and have your legs bent backwards, so that the tips of your toes touch a part of your head.
"Oh my god! Richie just fell off of that wave so hard onto the sand, I bet when he hit the sand he got so moon pretzeled!"
by T.E.D. June 26, 2006
Perhaps the most depressing book in the entire Twilight series, New Moon tells the story of Bella Swan as she learns to adapt to life after her true love, Edward, leaves her. She finds friendship in a family friend Jacob Black and then procedes to spend all of her time with him until he goes through a strange transformation that will change their relationship forever. As well as the characters that are expected to return several surprises are thrown at Bella. This is a great book but is personally my least favorite in the series because Edwards is truely the core of Bella's life and it is difficult to see her in pain.
by Lily Cullen July 30, 2008
To slap a man/woman hard on the forehead. Works particularly well the balder the recipient is. It is a classic Three Stooges style move.
by Sir Glame February 24, 2010