On sight of a swamp donkey in a bar the obvious drunk rambling of "would you" occurs. Usually met with the response "not a fucking chance but i bet Stickman Dave would"
by Random Gubbs June 29, 2004
Get the Stickman Davemug. A badass motherfucker with a sledgehammer dick who don't take no shit! Whatever you need Big Dave's got it! If it's fucked up Big Dave will make it right or you WILL ACCEPT IT the way it is because Big Dave has declared THIS is how it shall be!
Dude! Did you do that?
No,Big Dave did it. Badass huh?
Hell yeah! How is Big Dave such a badass motherfucker?
I don't know bro...he just is!
No,Big Dave did it. Badass huh?
Hell yeah! How is Big Dave such a badass motherfucker?
I don't know bro...he just is!
by Megustagrandegato July 23, 2022
Get the Big Davemug. where you take a skeleton form a science lab and rip off the head off the skeleton and proceed to skull fuck the shit out of it.
by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022
Get the headless davemug. by bassmandave September 8, 2016
Get the dave the wavemug. Like unto the Dirty sanchez or dirty hulk hogan, a man is gettin a girl in the ass, pulls out, and decorates said partner's face with a full beard and stache. OF POO!
I thought he would give me a dirty sanchez, but i was surprised to recieve a dirty dave. I was delighted!
by Chip Kimbal February 7, 2007
Get the Dirty Davemug. A) When you think it's perfectly okay to perform such sexual acts as licking nipples and/or "going down" on prostitutes, as you would only when making love with your significant other.
B) When a 'John' goes beyond just having sex with a prostitute and often tries kissing and caressing her intimate areas, making the situation intensely awkward, he is then known as a 'Dave'.
B) When a 'John' goes beyond just having sex with a prostitute and often tries kissing and caressing her intimate areas, making the situation intensely awkward, he is then known as a 'Dave'.
"This 'John' pulled a Dave Hunter and started licking my nipples. He totally thought it was cool."
"All the girls know that guy can be a real 'Dave', so we don't try to pick him up."
"All the girls know that guy can be a real 'Dave', so we don't try to pick him up."
by pwetty_weerd November 11, 2011
Get the Dave Huntermug. A guy that has good intentions but is always caught chasing and playing with management. Tries to be discreet but always seen by a co-worker.....
by Johnnyjinx December 6, 2016
Get the farmer davemug.