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squeaky tits

A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.
"Did you see Trisha's new boobs?"
"Yeah, those are definitely some squeaky tits"
by Zaniel April 13, 2021
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Spine Tit

A 'Spine Tit' is the slang definition used when people (usually men) are exaggerating about the small size of a females breasts. They are saying basically that a girls breasts are so small that they invert and protrude out of her back. This is impossible unless a person has a medical growth, mutation or some type of illness (elephantiasis etc.).
'Matt, i was touching up Samantha in science the other day, and i swear when i put my hand up her top, she has nothing there'

'Yea, i told you before you went out with her Ben, there is no point going up there, she had spine tits'
by 7678 April 30, 2009
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hidden tits

Hidden Tits(n)
When a woman appears to have small to average sized breasts but, it is later revealed that they are much larger than originally perceived. This is often due to her taste/style of clothing.
" I never realized that Lindsey's tits were so huge and amazing! I sure am glad you invited her over swim."
"I know right?! All her clothes make her boobs look way smaller than they actually are, she has hidden tits"
by ArchAngel-7 May 9, 2014
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spider tits

Woman version of spider man who swings and shoots web from her tits
Wow look at that emily go swinging every which way with those spider tits
by fifi1234 January 7, 2016
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Scarf tits

Elongated drooping breasts that can be thrown over the shoulders or around the neck for warmth in inclement weather. Usually formed in the later stages in a female's life but sometimes developed from being fucked like a raggedy slut or not wearing a bra for extended amounts of time... or both. Commonly found in the northern regions of the state of California and more commonly in National geographic magazines.
Dude, did you see that chicks saggy ass titties last night?!?

Yo, those were some Scarf tits!
by Ri'shard May 31, 2010
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Rubber Tits

‘Michelle has had new rubber tits installed’ smiled Steven.
by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020
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Tits-in-a-Barrel

A term often uses as an adjective, to describe something extremely cool. When used in context, exudes the euphoric feeling of actually finding a barrel full of tits.
Tits-in-a-Barrel...that is the most amazing yellow Corvette she is driving!
by surfdog March 10, 2009
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