When someone makes you an offer that may look okay with some good points, but really... its stuffed with Bullshit!
My employer gave me an offer for a 6% raise this year with 10% matching 401k. However, I do have to shave his asshole and wax his balls, talk about Bullshit Cordon Bleu
by 1badparatrooper July 30, 2019
Get the Bullshit Cordon Bleumug. The "Quantum Bullshit Interval" or "QBI" is the longest possible distance between two cars where you are still unable to turn/merge safely between them. The QBI only seems to manifest when you actually need to be somewhere on time, or when getting somewhere sooner would be a great convenience.
Were it not for the train of cars all locked at the Quantum Bullshit Interval, I would have made it to work on time.
Now that I can spot and point out the Quantum Bullshit Interval, my road rage has increased exponentially!
Now that I can spot and point out the Quantum Bullshit Interval, my road rage has increased exponentially!
by NervouspyZ November 4, 2021
Get the Quantum Bullshit Intervalmug. by dat beez why yo momma dead February 23, 2023
Get the she on dat bullshitmug. by Dreudian April 14, 2023
Get the hell bent bullshitmug. Class we have a test coming up on isotopes." "MAN THIS IS BIGGITY BOBBODY BULLSHIT !!!" ....... "Go to the office.
by Ashabomonequo January 24, 2011
Get the Biggity Bobbody Bullshitmug. Sometimes known simply as "TCB", this is a common phenomenon which occurs in Richmond, VA (and sometimes the Bay Area of CA). Similar to being Munsoned, it involves having unbelievably bad luck, typically caused by one's very hubris backfiring tremendously months after the fact, always in a "first world problems" manner. The typical minimum value of "Typical Carreras Bullshit" is $1,000 USD or "50+ Mark/Andy/Oliver hours", but this is the low end. Sometimes involving low-level "get rich quick" schemes of limited viability and profitability. Symptoms of Typical Carreras Bullshit can exacerbated by either 1) THC 2) Being Married or 3) having to be somewhere on time.
Example 1)
Person 1: Man, you look bummed, what happened?
Person 2: I just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in....2,600 miles away.
Person 1: Hah! Typical Carreras Bullshit!
Example 2)
Person 1: What's up, man? You look upset?
Person 2: A City I don't live in is suing me for the color of my house I painted 7 years ago.
Person 1: Poor bastard...sounds like some Typical Carreras Bullshit.
Example 3)
Person 1: How's the BMW treating you?
Person 2: My ex-wife stole it, and when it got returned to me, it got booted and I sold it for parts.
Person 1: Jeezus...you sure do enjoy some Typical Carreras Bullshit, don't you?
Person 1: Man, you look bummed, what happened?
Person 2: I just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in....2,600 miles away.
Person 1: Hah! Typical Carreras Bullshit!
Example 2)
Person 1: What's up, man? You look upset?
Person 2: A City I don't live in is suing me for the color of my house I painted 7 years ago.
Person 1: Poor bastard...sounds like some Typical Carreras Bullshit.
Example 3)
Person 1: How's the BMW treating you?
Person 2: My ex-wife stole it, and when it got returned to me, it got booted and I sold it for parts.
Person 1: Jeezus...you sure do enjoy some Typical Carreras Bullshit, don't you?
by Lacky@TCB September 12, 2013
Get the Typical Carreras Bullshitmug. Guy 1: Hey do you know they finally caught Bigfoot?
Guy 2: Did you read that in Facebook?
Guy 1: yes.
Guy 2: That's complete utter bullshit!
Guy 2: Did you read that in Facebook?
Guy 1: yes.
Guy 2: That's complete utter bullshit!
by Origami23 January 23, 2016
Get the Complete utter bullshitmug.