Piss tea

When you have to piss really bad and you piss on some tea

Bill: oh cwaka waka I gots 2 piss
Jim: just make piss tea

by Urinal_goblin December 24, 2020

Jasmine Tea

She is a special type of tea that will put on a show so she can lure you into her sticky trap and hurt you so much that you'll get depression. Trust me it happened once. She'll leave you when you need her the most. Tastes floral and sweet. Lots of benefits thought.

Jasmine Tea: I love Minnie Mouse

Person: yea no shark Jasmine tea ugh

by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 7, 2021

Jasmine Tea

She's the song blank space, she's bittersweet, Makes me cry to the song bags by clairo.

Person: Came across a Jasmine tea today...
Person's real friend: sorry dude...

by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 7, 2021

tea twister

It’s like a Texas twister, but from an Asian woman.

“Yo Mei gave me a Texas twister last night dude.” - Guy 1
“If Mei did it then it’s a tea twister man.” - Guy 2

by Theleg3nd27 April 28, 2022

Bully of Tea

A British school bully

Bully of Tea: OI! Gimme yer bo'oh'o'woh'oh!
Other person: No way, you Bully of Tea!

by O' Chungus October 31, 2022

Loki Tea

A cup of tea that's wearing horns. This is one of many Loki variants from the fracturing of the Sacred Timeline. Not to be confused with 'lowkey tea'

Alligator Loki and Loki Thor were hanging out with Loki Tea at the End of Time.

by liubuquitous January 13, 2022

Tatra Tea

A slovak strong liquor known to cause teleportation and time-skipping capabilities on unsuspecting foreigners, usually followed by confusion, strong headache and nausea. So far no scientist was capable of harnessing its power to teleport to a specific point in space and time.

I told that British guy that the bottle of Tatra Tea is 144 proof but it was no point. He vanished into thin air and was next seen 2 days later, somewhere around the hotel lobby confused and begging for water.

by SKFloppy December 19, 2021