fingered a squid

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.

"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"

by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017

Squid

(S.Q.U.I.D.) Stupidly Quick, Under-dressed, Ignorant, and Dangerous - refers to motorcycle riders who outrider their experience & equipment, usually due to lack of maturity.

That squid is gonna get himself killed.

by DiverJas November 10, 2017

milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....

My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.

by Fuddartha November 25, 2017

squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.

Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.

by ejewbod March 2, 2018

spicy squid

when you put hot sauce on your droopy penis then receive a blow job

michael will never get a spicy squid because no one loves him

by epicpants12345 March 7, 2017

Squid

A squad, but the evolved version of it in all forms

There's no I in squad, but there's in squid... A lot of beautiful ones.

Ex. "We ran through the bar last night and the whole squid was there."

by BeaverBruiser May 10, 2016

bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.

Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.

by toomuchfist May 5, 2018