Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!
by BeccatheWrecka November 12, 2023
Get the Jared Hibbard-Simpsonmug. 1: Synonym for the word "GOAT", which stands for "The Greatest Of All Time".
2: An Awesome Individual who shares a great musical ability despite being extremely humble.
2: An Awesome Individual who shares a great musical ability despite being extremely humble.
1: John is such a humble individual!! He is totally Simpson Zhao!
2: Henry is so good at Piano!! he sure is Simpson Zhao on the piano
2: Henry is so good at Piano!! he sure is Simpson Zhao on the piano
by Jamesyuan111 August 12, 2025
Get the Simpson Zhaomug. A beautiful gorgeous young lady. A swimmer with one of the best asses around. A lady who should suck Joes dick
by Ballslicker9836 February 22, 2015
Get the paige simpsonmug. by Black the Ripper January 30, 2016
Get the bait simpsonmug. she is the biggest booch ever who just broke up with her boyfriend because he was so ugly but I love her so much because we both make fun of saggy eggs together and that is a lot of fun so love ya booch
by BOOCH LOVE ME March 14, 2019
Get the mia nixie thalia simpsonmug. A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016
Get the Simpson University Librarymug. When a show should’ve already ended but the Company thats airing it decides to keep milking it by producing more seasons and merchandise for money even though it‘s already dead and has lost all of it‘s original character and humor.
Guy 1: Dude FOX announced the 23th season of Family Guy.
Guy 2: Man that shit isn’t even funny anymore, must be The Simpsons Effect because some people can’t let go.
Guy 2: Man that shit isn’t even funny anymore, must be The Simpsons Effect because some people can’t let go.
by Kampf_Helikopter June 1, 2024
Get the The Simpsons Effectmug.