Poon Job

When a woman of extrordinary height (see: vagiant) engulfs a midget into her vaginal cavity. The midget then gives a man a blowjob while having he is having sex with said giant woman. This has been used for many years as a form of contraception. Other acts can follow a poon job, as well. (see: Dragon Drop)

1930's Chinese citizens did the poon job

by Josh Stucky December 9, 2008

poon gills

Excessive amounts of labial folds in the poon area, so much so that it appears to have the ability to intake and process oxygen.

I'll bet Octomom has enough poon gills to support at least one of the Great Lakes, or maybe even Sea World.

by Spicahontas March 8, 2011

Poon Typhoon

A guy that is very popular among females and never settles for one particular girl; gets chicks super wet

Damn that guy banged like six girls what a poon typhoon

by h3ro2b March 3, 2011

Poon dune

A female being so fit that her undies have gaps on each side of them when looking directly down at them.

I went to the beach and this girl in a bikini had a Poon dune!

by http://www.facebook.com/photo. August 22, 2011

poon hammock

A pair of boy shorts worn by a desperate groupie in an attempt to attract attention to her crotch area.

She lifted her trampy polka-dot wrinkled pajamas to reveal her poon hammock in an attempt to gain the favor of the rock star at the bar.

by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010

poon scoon

a dirty cunt ruffler

your a fucking poon scoon

by calvin Baxendale March 1, 2009

Poon Dabbler

One who dabbles with poon, or in other words, has sex with a lot of dirty girls.

Derek- Dude, Johnny told me he had sex with Rachel, Angela, and Veronica last night!

Jake-Ew, those girls are nasty!

Derek- I know what a poon dabbler!

by Firanda Spence October 19, 2009