Grandma

A woman who looks through her purse as a form of entertainment.

Grandma forgot her purse in her cart at the store again. What's she going to do for fun now?

by phatbat.exe November 1, 2020

Annoying grandma

A little shit who says they love but they don't love you

Grandma:would you like some cookies.

Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma

by Annoy March 30, 2019

Drama Grandma

• A grandma that hasn’t grown out of being a “drama-mama”.

• Grandmothers who don’t act right, especially around children and grandchildren.

• Grandma’s fighting people and entertaining drama because they never had a loving mom and dad to show them how to act right.

She’s such a drama grandma.

by TruthfulFacts May 6, 2025

keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

by The True Oracle April 19, 2018

Grandma Nuts

Yes, infact grandmas do have nuts

dude you smell like "grandma nuts"

by Isamsmart November 3, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Grandmas rainbow

Mainly practiced in 3000 B.C. this ancient ritual of worshiping a grandmas sexual body parts after crossing a rainbow while strange was actually popular to partake in while in Egypt, This has been hidden for thousands of years until recent murals in Egypt showed how beloved it actually was all that time ago.

BRO I WISH I COULD SUMMON GRANDMAS RAINBOW RIGHT NOW THAT SHITS LIT

by burhhhhhh June 22, 2021