gran slam

When you take your buddy's granny and do the slamming granny in the fanny on her.

John: "Tom I did the gran slam on your granny last night. I was pretty wasted. Sorry man."

Tom: " That is Fucked up. Now I have to do the San Francisco bird feeder on your mom."

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 11, 2017

slam-ping

The person you play video games with who has better internet

Playing Valorant with my slam-ping, can't wait to lose 4-0 again

by MPan1 December 10, 2022

Clam Slam

When a female is being rude and you want to give her and RKO to her vaginal region.

Thalia was pissing me off so i gave her a Clam Slam.

by Pencilfetus December 28, 2015

Fetus Slam

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard that the head of your cock slams into the head of the fetus.

Hey, did you hear? Last night I got Emily so fucking drunk that I gave her the old fetus slam!

by Preggofuck April 16, 2010

Danny slam

the act of unwrapping a burger and using the wrapper as a makeshift plate for other food items i.e. chips and nuggets

Dude you need a plate? No way man just Danny slam that shit

by Singer songwriter June 13, 2019

Slammed Jam

when you drop your jar of strawberry jam and accidentally become a game development team

"hey jerry seinfeld i got the jam- oh shit"
smash
"hi im jerry seinfeld it seems you have made the slammed jam on accident"
laugh track

by mopade June 29, 2023

Sausage Slam

An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.

Biff: "Your sister's a whore!"
Charlie: "Get ready to receive a sausage slam!"

by DennisLeary July 25, 2009