White-Landia
A place where people cannot drive, and people dont realize that there is an entire state attached to the island.
Also, a place in-which, massive waffle shaped suburbs have been created after a mass housing project after WWII.
Today, longs Island is in habbited by Guedos and Jewish people or a mixture of both. The kids that call themselves "italian" are about as Italian as the other 13 generations that came before they did, in lamens terms, not at all, Futher more it is a land that does not believe in making their children work for their car, phone, school or anything that they own. and everyone and their 13 year old daughter smokes.
Finnally, it is a place in which people never migrate out of after High school, and white kids dress like they are strait out of compton.
A place where people cannot drive, and people dont realize that there is an entire state attached to the island.
Also, a place in-which, massive waffle shaped suburbs have been created after a mass housing project after WWII.
Today, longs Island is in habbited by Guedos and Jewish people or a mixture of both. The kids that call themselves "italian" are about as Italian as the other 13 generations that came before they did, in lamens terms, not at all, Futher more it is a land that does not believe in making their children work for their car, phone, school or anything that they own. and everyone and their 13 year old daughter smokes.
Finnally, it is a place in which people never migrate out of after High school, and white kids dress like they are strait out of compton.
I was walking down the street of long Island and some 11 year kid said "Yo, sup my nigga wha......" and he was hit by a girl in a hoda civic with tinted window wearing sunglasses talking on her cell phone while smoking all while rinning a red light. God I hate long Island
by Goose0703 March 30, 2007
Get the long islandmug. Long Island has no cultural institutions, heritage or history. It does have malls, its own language and lots of statutory rape.
This is the land of Joey Battafuccos and Amy Fishers. Most people from outside the Island, think "there must be something wrong with the water on Long Island". This is a common phrase used in NYC, Westchester and Fairfield.
Most of the people on LI have never left LI which gives the place a very haunted and inbred feel. Those who are ambitious will go to college instead of working at their uncle's detailing shop but will go to Hofstra or LIU so they don't have to leave.
Many LIers hope to one day work at Cablevision (which is run by a junkie who screwed up the NY Knicks and his daddy's company) or the LIRR where it was found that 90% of retiree's were also claiming 100% disability with their pensions.
Most girls in LI gain sexual experience early at the hands of adult males, many of them married. This is one of the reasons why LI girls usually look washed out by the time they are 18. Drugs are a contributing factor. Many people believe that if you give a LI girl some cocaine you are guaranteed anal sex. Much of this sex occurs at one of LI's many motels which charge by the hour and are hotbeds of adultery and body lice.
Boys on LI look forward to the day when they men and can begin feeding cocaine to LI girls in return for anal sex at motels. Since they have to wait, they will usually spend their teens doing drugs and drinking in parking lots.
This is the land of Joey Battafuccos and Amy Fishers. Most people from outside the Island, think "there must be something wrong with the water on Long Island". This is a common phrase used in NYC, Westchester and Fairfield.
Most of the people on LI have never left LI which gives the place a very haunted and inbred feel. Those who are ambitious will go to college instead of working at their uncle's detailing shop but will go to Hofstra or LIU so they don't have to leave.
Many LIers hope to one day work at Cablevision (which is run by a junkie who screwed up the NY Knicks and his daddy's company) or the LIRR where it was found that 90% of retiree's were also claiming 100% disability with their pensions.
Most girls in LI gain sexual experience early at the hands of adult males, many of them married. This is one of the reasons why LI girls usually look washed out by the time they are 18. Drugs are a contributing factor. Many people believe that if you give a LI girl some cocaine you are guaranteed anal sex. Much of this sex occurs at one of LI's many motels which charge by the hour and are hotbeds of adultery and body lice.
Boys on LI look forward to the day when they men and can begin feeding cocaine to LI girls in return for anal sex at motels. Since they have to wait, they will usually spend their teens doing drugs and drinking in parking lots.
by willyblues April 19, 2011
Get the Long Islandmug. A wealthy island off of Manhattan in the state of the New York. Traditionally, it consists of solely the affluent counties of Suffolk and Nassau. Geographically, it also contains the New York City boroughs of Queens and Brooklyn, although no one considers people from the boroughs to be "Long Islanders". Known for its abundance of Italian-Americans and Irish-Americans, in addition to extremely high cost of living and nice beaches, which also function as a summer destination for people from New York City.
You know you're in Long Island when the high school students are driving better cars than the teachers.
by leroy318 May 3, 2017
Get the Long Islandmug. To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.
In possession of a grossly underused choad.
In possession of a grossly underused choad.
by jim May 14, 2004
Get the jono longmug. an over weight man who's belly extends far beyond a normal man! Long Belly's are known to be Hungry, Tired, n Heavy.
1.DAmnn...dudes gotta Long Belly! it damn near touches his toes!!
2. Hey Long Belly! u gotta kid in there?
Funny Things To Say 2 A Long Belly:
1.Take a lap
2. don't eat that
3. Your bellys dragging
4. I got Pizza!
5. And....you hungry?
2. Hey Long Belly! u gotta kid in there?
Funny Things To Say 2 A Long Belly:
1.Take a lap
2. don't eat that
3. Your bellys dragging
4. I got Pizza!
5. And....you hungry?
by Dreda Dre December 28, 2010
Get the Long Bellymug. by oaklander July 21, 2006
Get the long stuffmug. by CN123 January 7, 2017
Get the long offmug.