wingman law

Man laws for a wingman. Getting lucky is a team effort.

Wingman Law #1: Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you’ll go down together.

by BrahmabullNCSU January 20, 2007

Peter in Laws

Two men who have had sex with the same woman.

John and Mark have both had sex with Sally. John and Mark are peter in laws.

by C Burn August 26, 2013

Shayy's law

Shayy's law states:
that there always worse mobile game ads than the ones you saw

Lilly's garden is bad,
No Shayy's law states that (Random mobile video game) is worse

by verond September 24, 2020

The Pound Law

Based roughly on the lemon law, the law gives a veto with enables a person to call an end to an stalemated arguement.
This law may only come into play under the following circumstances:
1)The arguement must be static
2)The two parties must agree
3)Once set the arguement may never be rementioned.

The background behind this law may never be repeated due to the law itself.

A.W: F*ck this....The Pound law
M.G: fine

T.K: Hey you guys remember when *****?
A.W: No wtf are you talking about?
M.G: Are you high?

by alextww April 16, 2009

Band-in-law

Musicians who are related to each other by band membership.

Despite never performing in the same Rolling Stones lineup, Mick Taylor and Ron Wood are band-in-laws.

by Cutters79 September 4, 2011

Bay's Law

As the size and quantity of explosions in a given movie increases, the audience's ability to perceive plot holes approaches zero.

Person 1: "Transformers 2 was a pretty incoherent movie. But I like it anyways. Wtf?"
Person 2: Bay's Law man. Bay's Law.

by PW McC December 13, 2009

Hagrids Law

When you attempt to enter a committed relationship, all possible attractive people will come out of hiding and tease you with their attractiveness. This is a test of your endurance and ability to stick with that special one.

My gawd where are all these hotties coming from? DAMN YOU HAGRIDS LAW!!!!

by B-dizzay April 29, 2011