grandma’s kisses

when your asshole is so tight that you can give someone kisses with it when they are eating your ass

my boyfriend gave me a bunch of grandma’s kisses last night when i was eating him out

by puckeredlips September 9, 2020

that grandma from another state

stone cold ass bitch, always ready to fight and fuck over your fam.

Friend: Hey isn't that your grandma from another state?
You: Fucking hell, that grandma from another state is a nasty ass bitch.

by fybnsad June 15, 2018

My Grandma’s Right Knee

gone

where did my grandma’s right knee go

by EggYT December 23, 2024

Grandmas rainbow

Mainly practiced in 3000 B.C. this ancient ritual of worshiping a grandmas sexual body parts after crossing a rainbow while strange was actually popular to partake in while in Egypt, This has been hidden for thousands of years until recent murals in Egypt showed how beloved it actually was all that time ago.

BRO I WISH I COULD SUMMON GRANDMAS RAINBOW RIGHT NOW THAT SHITS LIT

by burhhhhhh June 22, 2021

technology grandma

someone who isn't too old nor too young for technology

i am a technology grandma too!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

Grandma's Eggs

The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.

I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...

by Jon John Joan April 10, 2020

keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

by The True Oracle April 19, 2018