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Gooch

An adaptation of the derogatory word “gook”; used to describe an individual of Asian or Pacific Islander heritage as a sell-out. Used within inter-minority social groups.
“I bet that gooch donates to Blue Lives Matter and subscribes to Joe Rogan.”
by Ado Mi June 29, 2023
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Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.
Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me
by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019
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Gooch

Nickname for goat cheese. GOat+CHeese=Gooch.
This gooch is so yummy, man I love gooch.
by yonkers16 August 12, 2024
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The Gooch

Snoop Dogg's pet cockroach. Yes he did name it that. Look it up
"have you seen The Gooch lately?"
"No, but I've heard he's the size of a dollar bill"
by Gretelismycat July 13, 2025
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Gooch

Computer Dust Bunny Collection ( CDBC) that is collected over a collected period of dust collecting time.
Yo, this laptop got some gooch for the cooch collector.
by DerpyDerpPimplePoppingSr. September 1, 2025
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Gooch syndrome

When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn

Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks
Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already
by The Electrical General December 4, 2020
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gooch

girl dickooch
“ doesn’t gooch mean girl dickooch? “
yessir
by goochlover69 April 17, 2023
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