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Get Off The Bike

A way to tell your friend to knock it off, quit playing around and be for real.
You know that’s not how it happened get off the bike”

“Aye don’t listen to him he’s biking”

“You can’t believe a word he says he stay on the bike”
by little miss tricycle August 6, 2022
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E-Bike Kids

Those 13-16 year old white kids who buy 2000 dollar E-Bikes to form a “gang” despite living in a gated community, they mostly roam lose Angeles, but also are beginning to infect other cities.
“Those fucking E-Bike Kids keep launching fireworks all night
by Dumbpolish May 27, 2024
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Mountain Bike

Mountain Biking is something that extremely sexy people do, such as Ryan Reynolds. People like Lindsay Lohan do not do Mountain Biking. Mountain Bike
“I am Ryan, and i Enjoy mountain Biking
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.
by unyinfeace99 July 22, 2022
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City Bike

A man who is ran through, a slut. Like the rentable bike, everyone and their mom has ridden.
That boy is a city bike, beware.
by Squirttopia May 14, 2025
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polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.
by odddlly September 5, 2025
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Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.
This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast
by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019
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Bike gross

It’s when you egg and spray liquid fart on someone’s bike
I’m going to bike gross this idiot who owes me 50 bucks

Dude I bike grossed this nerd last night
by Keyboard smasher June 8, 2024
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