The breath of bad air is one to stay away from. It’s the sour air that wafts off the anus and smells bad.
by UncleMo April 24, 2020

The act of pulling your shirt up over your nose to make use of the reserve of air in your shirt that doesn't stink. Usually done when no one else is there to ridicule you for being a wuss.
Dude, someone dropped a deuce in the mensroom that was so bad I had to switch to shirt air.
Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.
Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.
by azuremint September 2, 2010

"Once upon a time, in the olden days, people would get into a metal tube, which would rise up in the sky, and when they got out of it, a little while later, they were in a completely different part of the world."
Yes, sweetheart, it's really true. It was called "air travel". Now, as soon as Daddy closes your door, take off your mask, close your eyes, and have sweet dreams.
Yes, sweetheart, it's really true. It was called "air travel". Now, as soon as Daddy closes your door, take off your mask, close your eyes, and have sweet dreams.
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