one please

Used as an exclamation of approval.

Can be used in a variety of contexts including, but not limited to:
- when you see something you wanna eat
- when you see someone with whom you want to have penetration
- when you see an outfit/shoes that your wardrobe cannot survive without

Choice uses include exclaiming the phrase when looking at a dessert menu implying you want to eat everything on the dessert menu.

Once you establish a reputation for using the phrase among your peer group, you can start using alternative numerical values, for example, "two please" when you see an incredibly attractive pair of Brazilian identical twin brothers.

(Nick and Dave walk into a bar and are greeted by an underwear model)
Dave: one please!

by Interjekt October 26, 2015

party of one

The hot New York dinner reservation, during the coronaviral epidemic.

"Jack, party of one, your table is ready," Jack said quietly, as he sat down in his kitchen, prepared to enjoy his own company, and his justly famous mac'n'cheese.

by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020

That one friend

The one friend everyone has that seems to have what they need no matter how bizarre it seems to be

Friend 1: Hey do you have a giant picture of a rooster in your bag
That one friend: yeah what color?

by Byestone June 28, 2020

epic one

Ok, so basically, an epic one is this really chill, kind, legit, confident, talented, epic, brilliant, funny, legendary person who is just the best possible human being ever. They are rare and wonderful, take care of them, you may only find one in your life time. I would know, I'm the "epicone" I know.

Dude: Pretty damn awesome person over there.
Other dude: You could say she's an epic one.

by _epicone_ March 26, 2017

brobie one

One's best friend. The broest of bros. An individual that is above all other friends due to their like mindedness and awesomeness.

One's brobie one is always a reflection of oneself.

by MentallyChillOne July 6, 2017

the silent one

A person who is somewhat quiet and speaks when they feel like it or need to. They are not much of a introvert or extrovert but they are very calm or Mellow and yet they are very successful.

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¨ Youŕe a person who does not feel that they are too out there in the crowd nor do you feel too lonely or shy. so you are the Silent One ¨
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by -01 March 6, 2018

Hatch One

A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017