Blue clit

A sharp pulsing pain in in the C from being tentilated.

When the ho-ha is hungry but doesn't get the D. She get blue clit.

by Todi5 February 21, 2018

Blue Judy

The act of masturbating with your tears while watching Judge Judy.

I was so sad about my deluxe cable package being canceled, so I gave myself a blue judy.

by Judge Judy brown May 14, 2015

Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity

David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Vida Blue

A very good former pitcher for the San Francisco Giants. You know, that guy that is always at freaken FanFest and when you're waiting in a 3 hour line for Freddy Sanchez or Tim Lincecum's autograph, they get switched out for the old washed up guys that no one really cares about anymore? Yeah that black dude. Oh well, he was kick ass, back in the day.

John: Yes! We're about to get Andres Torres and Matt Cain!

Steve: Aww shit, they're switching them out...

John: FUCK! For who??

Steve: Vida Blue and Lon Simmons...

John: Damn it! I got him last year!

by JustaGiantsfanyeah March 1, 2011

Blue For Landon

This is for the youtube star Landon Clifford who passed away on August 19th 2020. He was of the channel Cam and Fam

Hey did you order something blue for Landon?

by LIZZII013003 September 5, 2020

Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity

David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Blue Leaves

The vaginal equivalent of blue balls. When one is sexed up, but then led on by their partner.

Lesbian 1: WHAT! You mean she just left you mid bang?
Lesbian 2: Yah man, she gave me blue leaves.

by Cj what's her face June 27, 2016