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Technicality invite

1. Wanting to invite a friend to an event and having to invite his/her boyfriend/girlfriend aswel, even if you don't want the significant other there.

2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".
1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"

2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"

"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."
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Technical Grade Man

Overestimates attraction women have for him; fancies himself a player without any redeeming qualities; Has no standards.

Will try to use you as a drive-thru fast food sex service and when you tell him "No" he will think you want a relationship.

Desperate for female attention, but quality women will detect the distinct odor of lowered expectation and disappointment.

All Technical Grade Men are cowards, but not all cowards are Technical Grade. The term player is not an accurate substitute for a Technical Grade because a Technical Grade has no game.
Eg. “Sometimes you gotta just bang a Technical Grade Man when you're bored. = No self-esteem, no kiss and tell and your friends won't find out… said nobody ever!”
by Willem Dafoes Junk October 26, 2013
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Technischmaltz

When someone thinks their gadgetry can take the place of their ego. Also a bad electronic lounge band from Atlanta, Georgia.
This guy by the water cooler at work was all technischmaltz, showing off with the latest 'watch phone'
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technitute

Hey, where do you go to school? I'm at (State's name) Technitute.
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techdicted

Addicted to technology, unable to put electronics down
My friend Bob is techdicted to his new phone.
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technicolor tofu

Epic puke that looks like it belongs in movies
Don't eat a dreamcicle when you have the flu. What'll come up is technicolor tofu.
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