thomas headon

has a nose ring

is swag

likes to vibe

he looks at girls in the car window

do you know thomas headon ??
yeah he’s so swag

by toemasheadon June 20, 2021

the rob thomas

when you tool a girl up the ass and you have to think about rob thomas from matchbox twenty in order to keep yourself from cumming embarrassingly early.

kevin: you raw dog Karen last night?
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though

by gaz88 October 13, 2017

thomas lewis

CEO of USPS. Makes an incomprehensible amount of money. USPS is definitely the worst postal service in the world.

Did you see Thomas Lewis’s house? It’s like a square mile! That guys so rich!

by ZachariahSaliva September 17, 2020

Fort thomas

Best small town in northern Kentucky right next to Newport and Dayton that's known for that Big Ass 100+ year old Stone Water Tower oh and the 2nd biggest night club fire in the US that killed over 150 people it also has a clock tower in the middle of town

Guy 1: you know about fort thomas right?
Guy 2: yea its a small town with a kick ass Water Tower that for some reason everybody thinks its a sniper tower also known for its Great Schools with terrible teachers very little crime oh and that murdered where they found a girl's body but not her head oh and that execution where they took the guy from the county jail drug him up all the way on Memorial then proceeded to Hang Em where the towns local marathon is.
Guy 1: why the hell do you know all of that?

by ThatfakedRussiankid May 19, 2021

thomas hoffman

Likes to flick off the pads straight to square leg. Spends up to 20 hours a day in the nets. Has an older brother. Is a cricket fanatic. Loves people with the last name Boyne. Likes the Indian Cricket Team.

This guy is an absolute Thomas Hoffman!

by HazfordaPM April 5, 2018

Thomas Roydhouse

A tool with blonde hair. A rat, who has an incredibly annoying laugh.

Kid: OI roydhouse

Thomas Roydhouse: what
Kid: shutup
Thomas Roydhouse: " annoying laugh "

by Dunno who?? June 10, 2013

Thomas tallis

Tallis a school full of skets especially in yr 8

"Yoo did that girl from Thomas Tallis give yu uck den like she said"

"Ye it was maud look ima yung buck only yr8"

"Rahhh what yr she in?!"

" my yr looool"

"Mad unoooo"

by Thomas Tallis March 21, 2017