Etsy Witch

Euphemism for an assassin. Usually in the context of political assassinations. Originating when Far-Right political pundit Charlie Kirk was assassinated shortly after a writer for Jezebel paid etsy witches to hex him.

Person 1: "Do you hear the outrageous shit he's saying!?"
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."

by Marxist Rich September 12, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Witch Trial

When there are mass hysteria along with very bad events.
Usually, woman who were disliked, elderly, too ugly, too beautiful or even just had a pet where often victims.
And they made tests with 0% survival like the Cake test, and Water Test.
One of the examples of these witch trials were the Salem witch trials. Basically it started with two girls having "fits" and screaming.
Then they started to Accuse three woman. Then one of the woman said that they actually did witchcraft and accused others.
Then Other Young Woman and Girls started having those "fits". But in reality they just wanted to have attention.

Person 1: Have you heard of Witch Trials?

Person 2: Yeah, they were soo unfair.

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould March 13, 2023

Witch

Religion of women or men who are not pagan, heathen or wiccan.

Kendra Belgrad is a Witch.

by Spooky Ghost Girl December 21, 2023

Goose Witch

A Goose Witch is a witch that lives in a spooky forest that, when asked, will turn you into a goose

"Oh goose witch, please turn me into a goose"

by Thefemboyboy March 2, 2022

Ditch witch

A woman who enjoys anally penetrating her male sexual partners.

Derek had discovered pegging, and was on the lookout for a ditch witch to do him right.

by bringshomethebroccoli April 19, 2018

Witches Dip

Witches Dip is when your so desperate for a shit at a festival you use a thunder box and the pile of turd is so high in the pan, that when you sit down you accidentally dip your bell end in to the pile shit !!!

In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip

by Glassa2022 July 8, 2022