unicorn treatment

When you stick a sticklike object up someone’s ass and fuck them

Oh yeah give me the unicorn treatment

by The only pug July 16, 2021

Not feeling the unicorn.

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

by Much ado December 2, 2016

Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.

by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017

Unicorn Blood

A can of Natty light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time.

Just picked up a case of Unicorn Blood for tonight.

Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.

What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.

by Finch345 December 31, 2011

Unicorn Sex

When two gay people put strap ons onto their heads like a unicorn and then STICK THAT FUCKIN DILDO INTO EACH OTHER'S ASSES

Hey man wanna have some unicorn sex?

by Papi Zo June 24, 2017

Unicorn Horn

The hairstyle;

Also, could be used as an incognito penis reference.

One morn, i coulda sworn, i was in the middle of a porn, cause this bitch was riding on my unicorn horn

by CnClear January 10, 2011

unicorn spit

A bisexual woman which joins in with heterosexual couples and does not like the taste of man juice...

Oh man did you see that unicorn spit when i blew that load deep down her esophagus...

by Myfaceyourpussy December 9, 2018