meat troll

retronym: a person who pulls nasty crap on you in the real world instead of on social media

Joan Rivers could be a real meat troll toward other famous people in her monologues.

by doowopqueen May 24, 2016

Troll Voting

Voting for a candidate, not because you think they're the best, but because you know it would piss off the people who oppose that candidate if you do.

If you're gonna be troll voting for Donald Trump just because yo don't like SJWs, then you're not voting for the right reason.

by everythingannoysme July 30, 2016

low troll

An internet troll that does a low effort job trolling people.

He's a low troll and shouldn't be taken seriously.

by Type2GenomeManiac May 14, 2020

Bear Troll

A personality type one gets after smoking. It means all one does is eat and sleep. One then denies it and trolls on everyone else.

Stephen- you're sleeping
Melissa - no I'm not, my eyes are open
Christina - lol she's such a bear troll

by CCSW September 26, 2012

Tiny Trolls

A medical condition in which small, nefarious trolls inhabit the body and attack major organs using knives, daggers or other forms of cutlery. If left untreated, Tiny Trolls will multiply and progress to all major organs — ultimately ending in death to the host. Early warning signs for a case of Tiny Trolls include bloating, sedentary discomfort and finally, the sounds of faint, gleeful laughter from the abdomen as the trolls stab the host’s organs with delight. Major risk factors for contracting Tiny Trolls include poor diet and lifestyle choices — so far, there is no genetic link to the condition. The only known treatment for Tiny Trolls is for the host to announce out loud that they have Tiny Trolls and to curl up into the fetal position until symptoms cease.

“Roger isn’t coming to the company picnic today...he has a bad case of Tiny Trolls”

“Don’t eat Angela’s Christmas ham... although delicious, it gave me a horrible case of Tiny Trolls last year”

“Did you hear? Todd is dead. It was a bad case of Tiny Trolls... ”

by CRUMB Phillips February 19, 2021

youtube troll

someone who trolls youtube comments, usually by saying something controversial or that will piss people off. these can be found at the comments section on a youtube video.(duh). most commonly trolled videos are Metal music videos,obama speeches. ones that trolls metal videos often have a screen name like "justinbeibergirl" or "disneyrox12".people who rely on the anomimity of the internet. people who no one gives a shit about so they piss people off over the computer.

youtube troll on "Death Walking Terror by cannibal corpse

JBr00ls: "no one likes metal you are a loser for liking it"
any given name:"obvious troll. get a life and fuck off".

by keepskatin'bro November 29, 2011

Jacksepticeye Troll

A person who thinks that making fun of someone when their dad dies is the funniest shit ever.

A video about why Sean "Jack" McLoughlin's dad deserved to die currently has quite possibly the lowest like-to-dislike ratio in the history of Youtube, with barely 200 likes and more than 11,000 dislikes; in other words, a ratio of roughly 0.01%.

To any of those Jacksepticeye Trolls: I hope your dad dies tomorrow and no one comes to their funeral.

Sincerely

The Internet

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021