Facebook race

When two or more people compete to publish a certain status before the others. Facebook race statuses usually quote someone that all contestants know.

Don't you hate it when people steal your lunchbox?' 'No. I don't have a lunchbox.' 'Not anymore.' 'FACEBOOK RACE!

by Doctor Jello December 14, 2010

Racing the Devil

Racing the Devil would be when you attempt to go to sleep but can't so you take 2 Tylenol PM and masternate trying to finish before the devil (Tylenol) gets you

Man I couldn't sleep so I was "Racing the devil

by El Chuppacabra April 25, 2011

Race Gard

I came up with this term to show the act of protecting one's own race against attack from other races. Particularly protecting the White Race. It is a play on the minorities practice of deploying the “race card” every time something doesn't go the way they wanted it to go. This term could also be used as the name of a White Super Hero.

The White Firefighters in New Haven, who were denied promotion because of their skin color, put in an urgent call for Race Gard. Like the mighty warrior he is, Race Gard swooped in to save the day, sending Al and his followers back into the holes they crawled out of.
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by RaceGard June 6, 2009

race queen

As far as I know, a beautiful oriental woman who has some connection with F1, either advertising it or something else... or something more, as they get well dirty! And they are fit as fuck. Also used by me and my crew to describe a hot SJB...

Check out that race queen, Jesus Christ, I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.

by Saucy August 17, 2003

Rally Racing

the act of puking on a girl while having sex, whether or not it is in a car

Hey man, I was totally rally racing with this chick in my Subaru during the party last night

by pale chocolate October 13, 2010

Grudge racing

a sport where everyone talks shit and places crazy high bets on a race but only about 10% of those races actually happen. The spectators usually make references to the show "Street Outlaws" and has a "friend that has a fast car", but don't know what they are talking about.

Racer 1 : We went grudge racing last night, but nobody wanted to race after they saw that we had a turbo.
Spectator : It's just like them street outlaw boys, nobody wants to race them boys cuz turbo's dominate them streets!
Racer 2 to Racer 1: ....what the fuck is he talking about?

by Thefastestguyintown December 13, 2018

rainbow races

It's when 7 girls each wear different colored lipstick the colors of the rainbow. They each put it on really really dark so that it rubs off easily. Then they each find a male and proceed to perform felatio on that person and whoever gets a lipstick mark fathest down wins the race

Omg did you hear Becky won the rainbow races last night!

by RLXTB September 15, 2016