burp polish

When someone burps on any surface & shines it with a piece of cloth. Derived from Boot polish.

Farty Sam is burp polishing his car windscreen & mirrors

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

polish sausage

An offensive name for someone of polish decent. commenly used for a man

Your accent makes you sound like a polish sausage

by lokiu April 27, 2009

Polish Handshake

When you have your hand on your erect penis and another guy moves your hand in such a way that it is similar to receiving a hand job, but not as gay.

Dude can I give you a Polish Handshake, no homo.

by johnnyboy1122334455 September 1, 2012

polish Excalibur

just another way for a guy to say jacking off.

Oh, hey I was just polishing excalibur.

How many times must you polish Excalibur? Dude you need to get laid.

by leximagoo January 5, 2008

Polish Nightmare

Primarily used in the Jewish Concentration Camps of World War II. It involves a small under-fed child and 10-12 burly Nazi guards. The boy is thrown onto the ground and every conceivable hole on his small, frail body is bored out. The child is usually left as a bloody semen-filled sack of meat after this lewd act.

Did you hear about Eli Wiesel?
No...What about him?
During his days as a young Jew, he received a Polish Nightmare from the SS. He was never the same again

by Mike Bridges February 10, 2008

Polish Jumpsuit

When one wears a top and bottom of the same color.

Wow, Emily has on matching red shorts and a red shirt...sweet Polish jumpsuit!

by Doug Girr October 20, 2010

polish the turdspear

To apply lube to the penis prior to anal sex.

"Yeah, she totally wanted it in the ass like right then, but I had to polish the turdspear first."

by matt12133 March 29, 2008