barber pole shit

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.

I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.

by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011

hole to pole ratio

Slang for the ratio of women to men at any gathering.

Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.

by ianzo6 May 25, 2006

Bean pole pussy

A tall girl that has a tall pussy

“Damn that 7 foot tall bitch has a bean pole pussy.”

by Puzzymarijuana April 29, 2022

Backwards pole vaulter

A homosexual

"Look at that backwards pole vaulter over there"
"fuck Ian"

by Jonypotsmoker July 16, 2008

Eleven-Foot Pole

1. This is the thing you use to touch things that you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

2. A weapon in the card game Munchkin'

She's so ugly I had to whip out the eleven-foot pole to keep her away.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

smoke my pole

Originally from the movie "The 40 Year-old Virgin", it means to smoke ones dick, like a cigarette.

"Haziz, smoke my pole."

by Me132 January 12, 2006

corporate pole smoker

Sucking up to management to get ahead in the corporate world.

Did you see Bob in that meeting?! What a corporate pole smoker.

by newslacker April 27, 2007