mother chonky

A bit like motherfucker. Used to describe a good friend who is also an idiot.

"Wassup mother chonky?"

by ZeroCouch August 3, 2007

mother russia

paper beats rock

Idiot: I hate russia
me: Mother Russia

by Dubdubs October 17, 2021

douche mother

Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.

Quit being a douche mother.

by Jane Brane January 6, 2008

Mother Bastard

An adjective or noun used as an exclamation of disappointment and/or rage

When you talk to your siblings, you become an utter mother bastard sometimes

by Call me "Duke" November 10, 2010

toast mother

Elderly female, offering crusty toast with butter and sweet strawberry jam and chocolate milk so you almost can't stop having breakfast. She puts new sheets on and organizes internet access to make your best time abroad.

Not to be confused with room service.

My british toast mother even served toast as a welcome dinner.

by cinch January 3, 2012

Mother Faxer

Slang for Mother F*cker if You want to say it in a polite way.

You little Mother Faxer

by BuxBunny February 12, 2022

mother's ear

the ability of a mother to hear what her children are up to even when they are very quiet about it and are in the next room.

Of course, I can hear you, I have mother's ear. Also see husband's ear.

by Una Malachica February 13, 2008