Ghost loads

When you jerk off so much in a short time you end up pumping out nothing and it just hurts

7 times in an hour and I was just shooting ghost loads

by nbsalad May 26, 2018

load gulpers

Girls taking the sperm in their mouth and swallowing them.

Look at these load gulpers, they like the taste of my cumshot

by Orcy November 8, 2007

A shed-load

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of anything.

"Fred should have noticed a shed-load of sheds in the shed shop, but the shtupid schlong didn't."

by Stuart Fletcher December 20, 2004

chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off

That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.

by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010

loaded fries

Potato fries (or chips) that are accompanied by a cheese-based, optionally with a variety of fatty meat pieces.

Loaded being a reference to "rich" fries.

"Dude what are these fries? They're so rich I'm getting instant heartburn"
"Yeah well they're loaded fries"

by Jayradius July 7, 2017

load juggler

A person skilled in the art of juggling several objects held in the hands, blanced on the arms and against the chest etc. To make the load more bearable or to put something down, the load juggler will shift different objects around his body. Such a practise is called load juggling. Skilled load jugglers can often slip things into their pockets, overturn the whole load and even throw a few objects in the air whilst shifting the rest around in the hands before catching them.

"Wow, check out that load juggler across the street. Those objects seem alive in his hands!"

by kikumbob September 17, 2005

Clover Load

When you're about to cum and the lucky charms leprechaun jumps out of your dick and cunt punts your girl then jumps back into your balls.

This bitch was after my lucky charms so I gave her a clover load.

by Fuckyouimfunny February 4, 2017