Wingman Law #1: Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you’ll go down together.
by BrahmabullNCSU January 20, 2007
Get the wingman lawmug. This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!
This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.
This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.
by Lsymms December 15, 2013
Get the Parsons' lawmug. by C Burn August 26, 2013
Get the Peter in Lawsmug. Based roughly on the lemon law, the law gives a veto with enables a person to call an end to an stalemated arguement.
This law may only come into play under the following circumstances:
1)The arguement must be static
2)The two parties must agree
3)Once set the arguement may never be rementioned.
The background behind this law may never be repeated due to the law itself.
This law may only come into play under the following circumstances:
1)The arguement must be static
2)The two parties must agree
3)Once set the arguement may never be rementioned.
The background behind this law may never be repeated due to the law itself.
A.W: F*ck this....The Pound law
M.G: fine
T.K: Hey you guys remember when *****?
A.W: No wtf are you talking about?
M.G: Are you high?
M.G: fine
T.K: Hey you guys remember when *****?
A.W: No wtf are you talking about?
M.G: Are you high?
by alextww April 16, 2009
Get the The Pound Lawmug. Despite never performing in the same Rolling Stones lineup, Mick Taylor and Ron Wood are band-in-laws.
by Cutters79 September 4, 2011
Get the Band-in-lawmug. As the size and quantity of explosions in a given movie increases, the audience's ability to perceive plot holes approaches zero.
Person 1: "Transformers 2 was a pretty incoherent movie. But I like it anyways. Wtf?"
Person 2: Bay's Law man. Bay's Law.
Person 2: Bay's Law man. Bay's Law.
by PW McC December 13, 2009
Get the Bay's Lawmug. Dogwin's law. The theorem that as an internet discussion of gay marriage progresses, the chance of someone mentioning marrying one's dog approaches 1. In some online communities, the person invoking the subject automatically forfeits their position in the discussion. After Godwin's Law.
Sprouteater2011: It's only fair that gay people be able to make a lifetime commitment to each other with the same legal benefits.
Dittohead240556: Yeah, well what if someone wants to marry 10 women, or their DOG? You think they should legally do that too?
Sprouteater2011: ~sigh~ You just invoked Dogwin's law.
Dittohead240556: Yeah, well what if someone wants to marry 10 women, or their DOG? You think they should legally do that too?
Sprouteater2011: ~sigh~ You just invoked Dogwin's law.
by pwnofallages October 12, 2013
Get the Dogwin's Lawmug.