When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.
Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.
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German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
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